EroMassagen4u - Frequently Ask Questions
This page is necessary because I keep getting the same questions from interested parties - I hope this little FAQ explains the most important things.
Basically in advance:
At every meeting I am freshly showered and prepared without perfumes - I expect the same from you! (Exception: sexual accompaniment - here we discuss details)
You should have 1-2 large sauna towels to use as a massage pad and 2 bath towels to cover your body.
Household towels, facial tissues or handkerchiefs within reach are not bad either!
If your phallus has special dimensions, please take care of your own protection - I am not a department store.
A shaved body should be standard and is encouraged so that body contact is more intense and oil consumption is reduced during the massage!
There should be a possibility to take a shower afterwards, otherwise I need an additional bath towel.
I always work with full physical effort (in the case of sexual content only naked)
1) Who can book me ?
I mainly meet straight women and sometimes hetero/bi gay men and hetero couples, but ever woman who appreciates me and my services is welcome. Please avoid perfumes or fragrances - after all, we want to smell each other...!
2) What is the difference between " Escort" an " Prostitute" ?
Actually, this question shouldn't even come up and the difference should be clear and known. “Prostitute” is anyone who charges money for physical sex and erotic services with a customer. The names are now like this: "Private people" (often not taxpayers) call themselves "hobby whores" (in the old name these were in Germany so called "SDL" ( = "SexDienstLeister") who didn't work in brothels etc., so they were "free people") - call themselves professionals (taxpayers) become a prostitute. An escort is also a prostitute! Only the escort offers his service at your home or somewhere else mobile with/with you - the so called prostitute locally in establishments.
3) I am a straight man and would like to gain bi experience - how do I do that ?
Many straight men have this wish and are afraid to express this wish to a man (of same sex)! Often the erotic massage is put forward in the chat just to ask for bi-sex! I know how to deal with it and will help you to fulfill your wish. Since there are no stupid questions, ask anything to get closer to your goal.
4) I feel like anal intercourse - how do I do that ?
You should know that your anus is a sphincter and learn to relax - like yourself, if you want to enjoy AV! You have to solve 2 problems: 1. "To be emptied", i.e. there must be no feces where my dick is supposed to go later - so out with it! You can find out how to do this by searching the Internet, as this is beyond the FAQ here...2. "To be stretched", i.e. your anus has "to learn" to open itself without feeling pain when something is inserted - this activity is called e.g. "fingering" and "stretching" and is part of sexual preparation - either alone at home at risk or with a professional within my service (this is also a universal game element in sex!)! Another game element is the “anal massage” (outside and inside).
5) Do you take Poppers e.g. ?
I am chemicalsensitiv - so any chemical is tabu!
It is very important for me to know that you want my body and my sexual service, via the acoustic and physical feedback (gestures, facial expressions, behavior) from you, so I only offer people with mental disabilities, for example, a service when I know that this person wants my service of his own free will. I have to be able to recognize what my customer wants through clear signals. If this is not possible, I have a problem with serving him. I can only help you if you help me here!
That's why I always cancel appointments if my customer drinks alcohol during the service and a state of drowsiness restricts the mental state so much that free will is no longer available is. Drug use (before and while) is basically taboo in my services!
6) Do you also offer “sex without a condom” ?
“Sex without a condom” was requested by 98% of fe/male clients in 2023! According to the German law "ProstSchG", as a prostitute I am not allowed to offer "sex without a condom" if I demand money for it - but the law does not prohibit me from having "sex without a condom for free"! (Conversely, any sex as a non-prostitute would otherwise be a criminal offense and over 81 million people in Germany would be "sex offenders"!) I.e. you can also use "sex without" under the following conditions:
a) You are not mRNA-contaminated (Proof!)
b) You don`t have any sexual/transferable diseases (Proof!)
c) You book minimal 1 hr of erotic massages or any another paid service!
d) And of course, everything is recorded in writing with a signature for mutual security!
7) I have skin/allergy - which massage oil do you use ?
I'm sensitive to chemicals, so I only use non-toxic organic oils for body massages, which I use to prepare my salads and meals, for example, because everything you can use inside your body can also be tolerated by your skin - just not the other way around...or have you ever voluntarily eaten your skin cream or inhaled your hairspray ?
8) What is your hourly rate ?
Fee outcall/escort: 100 EUR (average market fee) in mixed calculation.
9) What are travel and other costs in the hourly rate ?
As a self-employed person, I have various costs that are included in the fee: Unfortunately, I can't fly yet - that would be free, but my car needs petrol to drive! The travel costs include 2 trips - there and back at a flat rate within a radius of 100 km and the other costs include consumables such as organic massage oils, condoms etc. plus 40 EUR travel and other costs for Germany cities MG to BO and DIN to LEV and 80 EUR for Holland (Roermond, Venlo + Eindhoven) in mixed calculation. Massageoil on need for 10 EUR extra. Condoms with 8 EUR/each extra. The additional rental of rooms for local reception is an extra on top too - here I receive in Wuppertal (women only) currently only, with 65 EUR/hr room renting extra.
10) Are there any discounts, discounts or similar ?
Yes, sure, loyal customers will be rewarded!
"Customer Card"
Loyal customers can enjoy my "EroMassagen4u customer card" - with every successful meeting at the escort you will receive 5% net credited to your customer card, which you can a) have credited next time or b) collect until you have 100% and you will then receive your most booked service free of charge - then you start again at 0%
"Channel Subscribers"
If you are a permanent subscriber to my telegram channel https://t.me/EroMassagen4u_Infochannel you can either get a 5% discount on your customer card or a EUR 5 discount, with every booking!
"Supporter"
I reward customers for every successful recommendation with 10% on their customer card.
11) Why do I have to pay an advance payment as a new customer?
For new customers, I decide individually who has to pay in advance! Unfortunately, there are people who don't act fairly: They order an escort to an address and then the address is wrong, the person who ordered it isn't there or the address doesn't exist at all - these are fakers who act deliberately and make fun of it to cheat on the escort. Nobody needs something like that, so 50% of the travel costs are charged in advance (payable anonymously as Alditalk phone credit) - fair players pay the fee - only fakers refuse this "security deposit"! Regular customers do not have to pay anything in advance, as trust is already the basis here!
12) How do I book?
Solo service is only possible by appointment with at least 2 days in advance - couple service only by appointment with at least 1 week in advance
1. For your booking I need your service selection, duration and date.
2. Your full contact details (surname, first name, street, number, zip code, city + phone/mobile number, e-mail) for the booking/order and invoice
3. Invoicing in exchange for the fee before the service
Appointments not kept and not canceled early will be charged at 50% (e.g. to cover the cost of room rental with local service)!
13) How can I get in contact ?
Via booking and 'quick contact' form, here or telefon, SMS, Skype, Whatsapp and telegram - also eMail is still possible.
